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29 minutes ago, Cabin-boy said:

Roses are red, violets are blue.

We can book you a table, dinner for two?

Ed

I reckon if they chucked in a valentine's poem from you as part of the offer, Ed, they'd be on to a winner...

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23 minutes ago, nottingham said:

Where are the uniformed BF ladies?

 

... or gents?!

I imagine hiding. Andy has that effect on people. ;)

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8 hours ago, Jim said:

I reckon if they chucked in a valentine's poem from you as part of the offer, Ed, they'd be on to a winner...

I have others appropriate for all possible situations:

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Oi you, Frenchie, stop jumping the queue!

Ed

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4 hours ago, cvabishop said:

Violets are Blue

Roses are Red

Looks like the shipyard

Is effectively dead...

I have to agree,

With what you have said,

I wouldn't even trust them,

To build me a shed!

Ed.  

 

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Roses are red,

Unless they're not

Surely these poems

Will have to stop

(Please... really, please)

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To all those who post these twee stories that rhyme

(Or not - as the new style now evolved over time)

Beware consequences grim

If you upset our Jim

So cease the distress that is wrought by your crime!

😉😀

 

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We’ll probably lock it after Friday.

To return to Andy’s original post - I actually think the check in desk looks quite smart!  Kind of friendly!

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Yooz are all touched in the noggin... keep it up!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Please FSG

Don't my canoe.

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29 minutes ago, Gareth said:

Actually, Ed, I think he was serious.... 😉

Na he'll be fine. I'm treating him to an Old Spice gift set & a large bar of Galaxy, just booked the Berni Inn too... their grilled grapefruit starter is to die for and he'll go a bundle for the chicken in a basket. Just need all of us to sign the card now.😉

Expensive? Yes but the Access card can handle it.

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