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The woman across the road was talking to her dog again today, like she thinks he understands her. I told my cat and we shared a good laugh.

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I found an old Chic Murray joke I thought it might shot a certain ferry 

“ The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder. “

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13 minutes ago, neilcvx said:

I’ve recurved assurances this is factually correct , 

 

Do you mean that the plastic jerrycans of petrol I've been stockpiling in the garage are now worth more than their contents? Ed. 

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A sheep my wife made earlier, doing a round Britain cruise with the most Malouin Russian couple on their charter yacht, last year.

Thank heavens the money has been found to build a new research centre after the last one burnt down. A major resource for understanding nature, birds in particular. A smashing place to visit if you ever get the chance.

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She made it almost entirely from wool from Shetland breed sheep.

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Anybody who has ever had to deal with people in the French administrative service will be familiar with their tendency to refuse and say: 'c'est impossible!'

I now have the prefect weapon to confront them with as the Australians have proved that nothing is impossible. They have worked out how to make two railway lines of differing gauges cross without recourse to bridges or tunnels. 

 

Ed

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A friend shared this on a group WhatsApp chat early this morning... it was not what I needed to see first thing.

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